Blahsphemy

I saw a lion mating with a girl. She wanted to make leaders, said the lion. That's when a pail of ice landed on me. That's your ice bucket challenge sir, remarked someone. I disconnected my cables from the mainframe. Maybe I am Neo waiting or my Trinity. By the way, how did you manage to read my mind? 

He took a sip of whatever was there in the glass. His face grimaced as he gulped it down. Leftover blood never tasted this good, he thought. On his way out he unsheathed the carbon titanium sabre. As he clicked his door shut, the building shook as if shuddering from what was to ensue.   

You are old.  The man in the mirror ignored that taunt.  You have even become deaf.  The face tried to hide the scowl.  You have become senile too.  He grimaced and turned away.  Off late, his soul has made it a point to make fun of his body.