Blahsphemy

Gone are the days when you could buy death for a few dollars, lamented the dictator. Nukes have been banned, AIDS cured, earthquakes predicted... what a shame.

Our lives have become exotic movies without any subtitles. You speak. I speak. They say. No one understands what we say. Nor do we understand them.  

You better hurry, the world is ending. You smiled, I cried. We were on a spaceship to nowhere.  

A tea bag died its natural death The hot water was blessed with its soul My morning has started screamed the brain As taste buds welcomed the warm brew

   I am bored. These placid waters are sucking the soul out of me. It's eating me from inside. I long for a waterfall. I long for a flood. I long for a storm. Look at these fools unwinding on my banks. Wait till I am my fierce self once again.    

I saw a lion mating with a girl. She wanted to make leaders, said the lion. That's when a pail of ice landed on me. That's your ice bucket challenge sir, remarked someone. I disconnected my cables from the mainframe. Maybe I am Neo waiting or my Trinity. By the way, how did you manage to read my mind? 

He took a sip of whatever was there in the glass. His face grimaced as he gulped it down. Leftover blood never tasted this good, he thought. On his way out he unsheathed the carbon titanium sabre. As he clicked his door shut, the building shook as if shuddering from what was to ensue.