Yeah so what? My blog sucks. But then what can I do about it? Lots, you might say. I just hate it when you say that. Lots, what does that mean? Give me an example. Do I put up links to porn sites on my blog? Do I profess incest? Do I defame people? Do I display my skeletons on my page? Do I blab about my outdated cell phone? Do I ramble on about my bike? Do I cry out loud? Enough of these questions, right? I am going to do something about it and I am going to do it right now. So here I am rechristening my blog once and for all. It will be IdeaGym and nothing else. A blog that will help one develop that mental muscle. Wish me luck folks.
Last night they discovered a human in the sewers, screamed the headline on Daily Vermin Times. Ed Rat paused to scan the headline and sipped his morning tea. He was in charge of the highly successful Human Extermination Programme. He came from the highly acclaimed family of rats that had unleashed Plague on the frail human race centuries ago. At that time rats used to be in the sewers and the humans used to be outside. Maybe they too had a Vermin Extermination Program. How ironic, thought Ed. We were destined to rule the world. We withstood their poison and laboratory tests. In fact, the tests made us stronger and resistant to the diseases. Now look at them hiding in sewers away from us, fearing us. The telephone rang. Ed woke with a start from his reverie. There must be something wrong, he thought. My room has shrunk, there are metal bars everywhere. It looks like a cell. I can see my cousins in another cell. They are all playing with something. What's this lump on my hand? What...
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