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Sexy Eye


Looks like I have grown a dick. RIght in my eye. He said. 
She choked. What? 
Yes, I seem to have grown a penile organ in my eye. And it wants to poke every woman it sees. 
You are going nuts. Nope right now it's flaccid. But watch it when a hot chick passes by.
Oh my god. You are driving me also nuts.
Talking about nuts, I lost one of mine the other day.
You are sick. You are horny. You lost your nut. And your eye masturbates.
Exactly.
Get lost, I have told you a million times not to try those mind altering substances.
Looks like I am the one who needs a fix.
   

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